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Mrs Barnard Denies Affair

Wednesday 30 May 2007

At a press conference yesterday Mrs Barnard denied having extra marital affairs with Actor John Malkovich. Accusations were made after Malkovich appeared at the advanced screening of his new movie DrunkBoat. At the screening party Malkovich commented that he hadn't been to Chicago since 1976 when he joined the Steppenwolf Theatre. Barnard visited Chicago with a friend in 76. David Barnard was born in Portsmouth, 1977.

Rumours spiralled out of control due to the uncanny likeness of the two. Surely they are in some way related?

Dave

Malkovich

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CB and DB