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Saturday 03 November 2007

Yesterday Chevron spokesman Stephen Kennedy announced the start of a formal investigation into the actions of Chevron star player Matthew Bevan when suspicions were raised after the discovery of a bag supposedly advertising a local family butchers, "We immediately knew something dodgy was going on" Kennedy said at a press conference this morning. "That bag's got innuendo written all over it. We don't want anything going on that would damage the Chevron brand."

The bag that raised suspicions

Chevronultimate.com have been following leads that Bevan has been running a personal escort service hiring himself out to the highest bidder. After giving evidence this morning Mrs Jones, 57, said "He really has got the best meat around."

No action was taken due to insufficient evidence. It is believed that Bevan may have fled the country as a precaution.

Dane