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Beavan and Simpson Twins

Friday 09 November 2007

Rumours are spreading about the relationship between Chevron captain Matthew Beavan and Ex-Busted and current Fightstar band member Charlie Simpson. "I first noticed the startling similarities while watching the video of Year 3000" said Chevron music expert Mike Bolstridge, "I can't believe I didn't notice it on the excellent 'that's what I go to school for' video. It's one of my favourites as well".

Beavan

Simpson

Similarities in their lives as well as their looks are rife between Simpson and Beavan fuelling these rumours further. Both are known as the clean cut, pretty face of the institutions they front, both are known for being a bit sleazy. Despite Beavan growing up in Leicester and Simpson in Ipswich it is suggested that they are in fact identical twins separated at birth.

Reference: For More, funnier, lookalikes see the original on the Private Eye letters pages every fortnight.

Dane