Saturday 25 October 2008
Rumours abound that Will Cornelius left a private residence in Bristol one night this summer after saying good bye to his hosts only once and without any hints being dropped about bedtime. Will is known by many as a serious faffer, one of the best in British Ultimate. "You can't take him anywhere," moaned Chevy D-Line player Dave Sealy, "he knows everyone and talks to everyone. It takes him all night to get a round in because he talks to everyone he sees on his way to and from the bar. He's the reason the winter training sessions are brought forward for daylight sake, by the time he's said hello to the other 25 guys it would be dark if we started at midday."
Caesar photographed leaving in a hurry
The reports however, are flatly denied by Will's host. The man, who didn't wish to be named, has made an official statement: "At no time in my relationship with Mr Will 'Ceasar' Cornelius has he arrived at or left my house promptly. Any reports of such an incident are hearsay and fantasy; I firmly believe these rumours came from Caesar himself in the hope of getting more dinner invites." When asked, Mr Cornelius himself denied all allegations of faffage and staying up beyond a reasonable bed-time, but not before he'd asked this chevronultimate.com reporter how he was and what he'd been up to lately and where he was going on his holidays.
Spike Speigel