Wednesday 07 January 2009
BOB, an alleged Chevron Mixed indoors team, are busy preparing themselves for the climax of their indoor season. Having ended the 2008 indoor season without any success whatsoever, despite claims of an exciting win at the Mixed Indoor Nationals final against an alternative Chevron based team Schwifron, they are aiming to better their finishing position at this years championships.
When interviewed, Schwifron player Giacomo Maltman stated that he had no recollection of the tournament in question. "Having won so much silver(and concrete)ware over the past year, trophies are the norm at Chevron. Being associated with a team that can't uphold the reputation of the Chev should be disassociated from the club."
Claerwen Snell, of BOB, in the absence of any evidence of the win, has filed a report to the police stating that they actually won the tournament and that the trophy was stolen after the final last year. Under Claerwen's guidance, a police sketch of the suspect has been issued. He is reported to be 5'10", with short hair, of a medium build and likes to come deep.
Artists Impression
Members of Schwifron, deny the claims and have stated that they have had the trophy all this time in memory of their glorious victory.
Despite the lack of physical evidence of the win, Manchester based owner of BOB, Matt McLogarithm has been forced to sell the clubs trophy cabinet on eBay. The structure, in mahogany, measures 6 feet tall by 4 feet across, and is thought to be approximately 12 months old. Its condition has been described "as new" and "unused". Bids are being taken over £15.
Trophies not included.
Dharma Karma